In what is being called the “Wedding of the Century” I am sitting here thinking, I don’t care.
Who cares? Honestly. If you actually care about Tom and Katie’s wedding this weekend please let me know because I am not sure what the fuss is all about. He is crazy and she somehow is marrying her teenage movie star crush. Since I do write a blog on celebrities and diet I feel obligated to comment on how Katie got back into shape after giving birth to Suri just six months ago.
As I reported before, Joey Potter was hanging out an awful lot of time with Posh Spice. (Forgive me if I refer to these celebrities by their character names from when I actually liked them both.) Apparently Katie couldn’t handle the strict diet that Beck’s wife follows of diet coke and little snacks. This leads me to believe that Katie actually lost weight like normal people through exercise and diet. She looks great and the fact she chose to stop hanging out so much with skeleton over in England gives me hope that the soon to be Mrs. Cruise still has a little bit of sanity left that hopefully will prevail in the future. Congrats to the newlyweds. I wish nothing but the best and to stop infiltrating my gossip magazines with boring wedding details and Suri alien speculations. Thank you. That is all.